And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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