so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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