sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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