Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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