I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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