that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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