rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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