piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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