WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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