If that was your dad, he is hot
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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