This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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