i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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