What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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