your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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