its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
All I want is dick and wine.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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