I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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