some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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