so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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