i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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