I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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