Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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