So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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