Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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