Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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