But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I want to make a zoo with you.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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