I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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