she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
