You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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