East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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