You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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