I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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