I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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