A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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