I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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