Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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