Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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