every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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