dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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