You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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