how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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