drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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