Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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