just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Drunk is a universal language darling
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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