woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving