If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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