fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
this must be what syphilis tastes like
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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