Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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