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Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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