they need to just BURY HIM!
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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