just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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