So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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