okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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