we're blogging at a bar
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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