There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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