Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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