She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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